SOMEBODY TAKE MY PHONE AWAY FROM ME
Lol, oh my god, this is the best.
This truly makes my heart smile
Tumblr is full of college students
she don’t know yet but when black moms do that, you about to die.
She got snatched up right after this. I just know it.
I’m dead. Her face “I’m about to fuck this little girl up!”
Her face said “keep playing little girl. I got something for that ass”
the chew and the finger sprinkle… nah man it’s over for her.
Bruh!!! That look!
The plan was…
to drink til the pain’s over.
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Canada’s time to shine has come
Absolute goddess of everything.